Mind Control only works on odd-number days and sometimes cuts out in the rain,
Just like the power steering on a ’94 VW Golf
Valerie, Madam at the Kingsland Motel, Brooklyn, NY is full of surprises. If you want to talk to her, email firstname.lastname@example.org. If you want to find out more about her without talking to her, check out her Tumblr or her WordPress. She loves a good joke; everything is hilarious.