By Jaime Mac
“Get ready class! It’s time for a field trip!” Miss Frizzle exclaims wildly.
“But where are we going to go? We’re just doing statistics in class; what field trip could relate to that?” says Phoebe.
“We’re heading to Wall Street!” Miss Frizzle replies, “And we’re going to rob those mother fuckers blind!” She laughs maniacally as they head towards the bus.
“Wait. We’re going to rob them? That’s illegal! We could go to prison!” Keesha says with a gasp.
“Don’t worry class. It’s all going to be a lesson on statistics and stock trading,” Miss Frizzle explains, “You’ll see how delicate the stock market is, while we simultaneously steal all their money, leaving them with nothing but a lesson in humility. Now class, grab an AK-47 and follow me!” she says as she runs off the bus onto the sidewalk.
“I knew I should have stayed home today!” says Arnold as he watches Ms. Frizzle get tackled by police on the steps to the stock exchange.
Jaime is an upcoming sketch comedy writer based in New York. Known associates include the Upright Citizen’s Brigade, Actor’s Equity, and The Affordable Care Act. She has cats. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram.